Displayed inside a glass case on the elevated floor of the MCG rests a neon pink suit donned by the pop star. The show in front of a massive crowd of spectators was hailed as a major hit.
Perhaps you don't appreciate his music. You might think he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some tracks are fantastic while others are poor.
The central idea is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. You like what you like. There is no one way to create music or even the longest format.
The Peerless Spectrum of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon conditions.
The weather, the session, the ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the playing surface.
If the long game is a form of art, the strip is the canvas on which the players create their art.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport broken apart and reassembled in an unusual manner.
This is not a defence of the pitch which resulted in a triumph and the another short match of the contest.
Leaving excessive grass on the surface, leading to a cascade of wickets being taken in less than a brief period, is not a balanced duel between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as not a proper Test, is wide of the mark.
The format is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and counting. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the ball does all sorts for the pace bowlers. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it explodes.
The close matches are particularly captivating owing to the time devoted in other matches.
Adjustment: The Real Challenge
Certain variables are embraced more readily than others.
The contention in during the match was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from demonstrating their skill.
Test cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the conditions and responding accordingly. The best individual innings were made by acknowledged stars. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Pure Elation: The Fan Perspective
Go and inform the supporters who have endured 18 winless matches that this lacked spectacle.
Among the crowd of the MCG, thousands waved their flags and created an atmosphere, producing a carnival vibe in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was hope as the bowlers surged, momentum when the top order responded, and unconditional love when the result was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The venue has a history with difficult wickets. Eight years ago, a match there featured a strip with the character of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a grind, with few wickets and interminable tedium. This recent match and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – one is not more ideal, yet significance can be found in them.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the quick finishes that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the death of the format at all," observed a former player. "The people who have been lucky enough to see these short time have been experienced some fantastic sport. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the build-up to this Test, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the weight of the world on his back.
The players protected him, restoring the joy to his countenance.
New faces stepped up with key contributions. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to secure long-term futures, but a foundation to build on.
Ultimately, this MCG win joins other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans slipped away into a stunning sunset, the squad assembled on the turf to begin their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, boys. This victory was hard-fought.